{"product_id":"no-bullshit-jacket","title":"NO BULLSHIT 3-IN-1 PARKA","description":"\u003cp\u003eBad weather. No patience for bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe NO BULLSHIT 3-IN-1 PARKA brings the message front and back: a crossed-out bull on the chest and a larger graphic on the back. Safety-yellow color, black contrast panels, and reflective striping give this outer layer a look that refuses to disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA ripstop outer shell with fully sealed seams pairs with a removable inner fleece hoodie, giving you three ways to wear it. An adjustable, removable rain hood, storm flaps, and multiple pockets keep the details practical. The attitude? That’s already handled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who show up, get on with it, and skip the excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNOISY ROACH TEEZ. Wear it loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCornerStone CSJ502 CornerStone® ANSI 107 Class 3 Waterproof Ripstop 3-In-1 Parka\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e100% polyester 300-denier ripstop shell with durable water-repellent (DWR) finish\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e100% polyester lining\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eBlack bottom front and lower sleeves for a cleaner appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eShell’s fabric waterproof rating: 5000MM\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eShell's fabric breathability rating: 5000G\/M2\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFully seam-sealed shell\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eAdjustable, snap-removable rain hood\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDurable, reflective 2-inch tape meets ANSI 107 requirements and provides 360-degree visibility on body and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFull-length interior and exterior storm flaps with snap and hook and loop closure\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eVented cape back with hook and loop closure\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eRight chest pocket with flap and snap closure and clear, retractable ID holder\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTwo lower front bellowed pockets with flaps and hook and loop closures, side entries\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eCenter front zippered pocket to hold a tablet\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eMolded center front zippered closure with rubber zipper pull\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eGusseted cuffs with adjustable hook and loop closures\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eElastic hem\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePort Pocket™ in shell for easy embroidery access\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eNon-ANSI, 8.6-ounce, 100% polyester smooth-faced inner full-zip hoodie\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eNon-ANSI, black, inner smooth-faced fleece hoodie can be zipped in and secured by snap attachments inside shell\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eNon-ANSI inner smooth-faced fleece hoodie features a durable, reflective tape at upper sleeves, molded center front zippered closure, rib knit cuffs and hem and taped neck. 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